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1.99 margaritas going down like M&Ms.

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The only time anything looks good is when I dont try. #bedhead

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If youre gonna tag something, at least make it so I can read it.

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If being 5’3” and ~170 pounds is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.
#bodypositive #bootyrevolution
#numbersshouldntownme

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She jumped on my chest to wake me up, so I used flash on this picture. We’re even.

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#throwbacktuesday to that time I got drunk with @radbrad_16 . I know its supposed to be thursday. You dont own me. #tbt #bestie

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Omg yesss. #foodporn #homemade

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pocketmoony:

This made me laugh so hard!

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I know you erased my password. Probably deleted my retinal scan. But if you want to stay ahead of me, Mr. Secretary…

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